Monday, February 26, 2024

Proposed Strategy for Hubby

I would suggest that he marries someone young, perhaps as young as 18? 16 is possible too, as that is  the marriageble age for Malaysia but he must get her parent's consent.

He will have the joy & beauty and elasticity for about 10-12 years, because biologically women start losing their skin elasticity after 28. Some exercise & healthy food choices may help but essentially biology always win.

For another 10 years till she's about 38 she can look after herself well into her 40s. She can dress up for him, cook nice food for him, give him massages, praise all his achievements, be proud of all his Tan Sri/ Datuk Seri/ Datuk/ Datin/ Ambassador connections, and attend all the weddings or events looking fabulous, with the makeup he will buy for her.

By that time he will be about 70 and based on the average mortality age of Malaysian men, approaching death & hopefully no longer looking for a mate. By that time their children will be about 20 years of age & almost financially independent. When he dies and she's in her 40's she may still find another person who will look after her, and she will have that child to care for her, provided they raise him/ her well.

Back to the present day... if he finds this someone within the next few months I probably would help him to ask her hand in marriage. I will give him that much fodder to gloat to the world. If she asks if it's really okay with me I will say yes, we have agreed. I might even attend their wedding who knows. Or maybe not, because we didn't have a wedding reception, it would be bad judgement on my part to attend. Plus it would be uncomfortable for others at the event. Ignorance is always bliss.

After their wedding we will finalise our divorce and I will move to New Zealand with the children.

And in the end, everybody lives happily ever after.

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